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My GPS Started Trippin’
This is the craziest thing that happened to me the other day. I had to go pick up some “stuff” from someone that I hadn’t done “business” with ever. I didn’t know where exactly to go. I wasn’t too worried because I have GPS Navigation in a couple of my cars, so I thought no problem. I got the address and jumped in the car ($96,000 dollar Mercedes). I programmed the address into my Navigation system and started driving. Everything was going great, turn here, turn there. None of this was a big deal since I was still familiar with where I was. I started to get into an area that I wasn’t familiar the GPS Lady kept telling me to go in these crazy directions. I just kept following what she said because I didn’t have any problems before. I had always driven right to where I wanted to go when I used the GPS. I kept trying to do what the GPS Lady said and I ended up driving around and around seeing the same streets and buildings over and over. I was getting madder by the minute. I was hungry, needed a drink, wanted my stuff and had a party to get to. The Ladies voice started to drive me crazy. My heart rate was skyrocketing and I started getting hot, I was fed up. I flipped out and tore the Navigation system out of the dash and started smashing it. The only problem was that I was still hauling ass in the car. I looked up and I was headed for a light pole. I grabbed the wheel again and tried to miss it but ended up losing control and wrapping the Benz around the pole. It’s lucky I even walked away. Of course I am filled with soft stuffing.
Sunday, August 16, 2009